Bz 4 – Mad Ferrets 4

This week previous The Bladezillas fought the Mad Ferrets. Up early by three goals the Ferrets came back, goal by goal, to tie the game at four. The game left the team shaken and afraid for the future of this once glorious franchise. Numerous members of this ageless group took to reporters to speechify and rally their comrades….

Games: 2 – Recaps: 1

Back to back games! How NHL are we? Not very. That sentence started strong but I probably shouldn’t have followed it through to its obvious conclusion. Lesson learned! Don’t follow through. The Bladezillas played 2 games this week on Wednesday and Thursday against the Sturgeons and Steelers respectively. One of these recaps will be long…

Bz 2 – Vikings 4

Another day another Bz game explained through the power of memes! Everyone was so excited to be back on the ice in our first tilt vs the Viking because, you know, we love our of course in our heads all we think is: It turned out, however, that any exaggerated sense of skill we had…

Bz 2 – Head Trauma 4

  Today’s recap is brought to you live from Quiet Room #3 at the Advanced Neurokinetics Traumatology and Concussion Clinic in Vancouver, British Columbia. As always I am your host, Mr. Zilla, and I would like to thank our listeners on BeeZee1040 and all our digital print subscribers online at bladezillas.info for joining us today…

Bz 3 – Stonecutters 1

At last! The recap has been posted by Planet Ice at last! There was a moment where it seemed as if my “Blog Every Game” promise was going to fail after only a single game but, hooray! My streak carries on. Twopeat! Pre-Game This tilt had a lot going for it; we have never seen…

Steelers 3 Bz 6

Good evening, welcome and salutations! Hello boys and girls and welcome to the 7th Winter season of the Bladezillas Hockey Club. We have a wonderful year of incredible excitements planned for you all. Wonderments for all ages! Thirty-two life changing events that, once missed, can never be recaptured! Tell your friends! Bring your children! Winter…

WikiFeature: Team Awards

  How much do you know about the history of Bz’s awards and ceremonies? Can you name all the Rookies of the Year? Is Karl still the best chef, ever? Thank god the final exam will be open book. http://bladezillas.info/wikizilla/index.php?title=Team_Awards

WikiFeature: Dan Hewson

This week’s Wiki-Feature is Dan Hewson. How much do you know about number Fourteen? http://bladezillas.info/wikizilla/index.php?title=Daniel_Hewson

Bz 0 – Havoc 5

The sweet, sweet smell of Spring is in the air. Not flowers, no. Not even the honey-sweet smell of dew evaporating on a gentle meadow I know so many of our readers love so much. The only season that concerns us for the next few months is Spring League, the annual “Oh God How Did…