As we have been known to do in the past let us once more replace actual, beer-league journalism with memes! The recap is dead! Long live the recap!
Dear Zilla
In this week’s Dear Zilla we bring to you a Facebook message/cry for help sent to us following one of our games earlier last season against the Planet Express HC. Concerned, Underappreciated Nuetral-zone Trapper writes: Hey Duncan Brown. This is the guy from Friday that you cheap-shotted on the ice. Just wanted to let you…
?Donde Estas Doyle?
With the latest Bladezillas Spring season ending with a dismal 4-9-0-1 record, the bottom division beer league franchise released a statement today confirming their widely anticipated change in coaching with the firing of Head Coach Justin “My Happy Ending” Doyle. While “Keep Holding On” Doyle has been absent from the bench for several weeks, and despite wild…
16 Bz Were Asked to Choose Their Goal Music…
Welcome to the most click-baity article in the history of this blog! I suppose we could have added “You Won’t Believe What They Chose!” but, hey, you have to leave a little something for next time, right? And, yes, despite the regularity of posts recently there will be a next time. Asshole. Recently we spoke…
Justin Doyle Announced as New Head Coach of the Bladezillas
The Bladezillas have ended weeks of speculation Tuesday night, naming long time player Justin Doyle as the new Head Coach for the 2017 Spring League. The blog and stat focused reader will waste no time pointing out that during his career Doyle played 270 games over 8 seasons with the Bladezillas, but they would have no idea…
Refs Shine in 5-4 Win Over Bz
Despite 2 goals by returning winger Dan “A Koala Stole My Dangle” Hewson, the Bladezillas were defeated 5-4 in a closely contested battle against the Refs tonight, losing short handed in extra time. We caught up with BeeZee Defenseman Sean “Even I Spell My Last Name Wrong Sometimes” Roozku after his team’s OT loss to ask…
Bz 3 – Memes 4
Memes > recaps. Or ARE THEY THE RECAPS?
Hotshots Defeated At 2nd Battle Of Rink 4
Report from Mr. Zilla with the Bladezilla HC, March 4, 10:00 P. M. — The HotShots launched their expected offensive this evening on a front extending from center ice, in Rink 4, north-ward beyond the blue-line. Hotshots Take Early Advantages in First Offensive The Hotshots’ co-ordinated attacks momentarily overwhelmed defending Bz forces, scoring four direct hits in the First. After…
Winger Mike Pollard Unhappy With Possible Badger Re-signing; Could Also Be On The Move
Mike Pollard(?) Pictured Above. Speaking to Mr. Zilla on SportsBall 1050 Vancouver this morning, Bladezilla alumni and Gary Bettman Wax Sculpture On a Warm Day Mike “The Trophy” Pollard was vocally disappointed after reading former teammate Jolene “Joleen!” Badger (and possibly others) was back this week on a tryout basis with the Bladezillas. While Pollard has…
Bz Look To Add Veteran At Deadline
As the bottom division of Burnaby’s beer-league races towards the playoffs, un-diagnosed alcoholism, the Bladezillas are better poised than ever to pull the trigger on a deal for a solid, proven veteran to ensure they are successful in their league-mandated, 2 game minimum post-season. The day Steve “King Corsi” Halverson was hired to coach the…