Predators Defeat Bz 3-2 in Election Night Upset

In one of the most shocking Bottom Tier games in modern 8-Rinks history, The Predators have defeated The Bladezillas 3-2 to become the second-worst team in the ASHL. “I pledge to every player in our division that we will be leaders for all teams,” Predator forward and Div E2D Overachiever Brad “The Next-Next-Next One” Flitton…

Bladezillas 6 – Hustle Gang 1

For those feeling nostalgic Burnaby Love (Feat. Dr. J) Bladezillas… knows how to hockey Bladezillas… knows how to hockey… Now let me welcome everybody to the very bottom Div A Tier that thinks a composite is used like a shiv The slashes hits ya forearm like they’re Havoc possessed With Antonali on your defense the penalty box is blessed! We on that poor wet…

Pre-Game Predictions: Hustlin’ All Day Ereday

Pregame Predictions: The Bladezillas vs. The Hustle Gang 1. The Bz are unable to take the 15 skinny, socially awkward computer programmers suiting up for the Hustle Gang seriously. Except the one guy dressed like this: 2. He will get Rob ejected (but stay in the game himself) in the 2nd period, earn “Mad Props”…

A Swift Recap

Traction 2 – Bladezillas 1 Having lost 2 out of the last 3 games, the Bz went into their match vs the Traction hoping that, although they go crashing down, they come back every time. They never go out of style! Long time team member Jason “Gyllenhaal” Martin spoke prior to the game of his team’s recent blank…

The Good, The Bad, The Usual.

Bladezillas 4 – DB Athletic Club 5 The Good.* Hockey! That is a thing I believe we can all agree that we enjoy. We certainly got some hockey! Oh, you maybe wanted something more specific than that? So goddamned needy. Justin “In The Leg Hole” Doyle had a wonderful breakaway from Karl (not Sean, never…

Rockstarku

Rockstarku A Bladezillas Recap Haiku.  Black, red, white Jerseys and sock tape. We prepare. “Please take it easy;” Oh, my. You must be new here – It seems unlikely. Oh, That Pass! A puck made bullet made promise. Dewey Shoots! Time and time again all in vain. Steve can deke and spin and backcheck and blocks shots and……

Thundercats 10 – Bz 4

New teams are a joy to recap games for. By “joy” I of course mean “unrelenting, systemic anger and frustration.” Who are these people and what do they do? They score goals, apparently. Hooray, Burnaby.   The upside, of course, is that I have to be creative if I want to blog Bz games (I…

2016 Award Predictions

Yes! It is that time of year again, the only thing any of you play for anymore – awards season! Another Winter season has come and gone. The ballots have been submitted, the envelopes are sealed in wax (or will be – clocks, who are they to tell us we are so far behind?) and…

Bz 4 – Blades Of Steel 2

Another spring league, another rink! The dofense is shining, the opponents are chirping.  Is that… Yes, I do believe that is jasmine body wash you smell lingering in the locker room. Truly, Spring is in the air. To ring in the new season and add a little nostalgia (back when I was young we had…