A lot of rumors have circulated lately about the efficiency of Mr. Zilla, the BZHC blog. “Does he no longer care?” “I thought he was only avoiding recaps when we LOSE to the Havoc?” “Is he dead?” Only on the ice, Children. Only inside.

Of course none of these things are true despite claims by the Splonker’s twitter feed. Can these people not afford proper journalism, integrity, or a website? My fee would be roughly the cost of a full time player if you wanted to just sign someone new, guys. Maybe someone with hockey skills? Or another plug who knows his way around html, I suppose its up to your management. Options abound. Call me!

Havoc 1 Bz 9

This game got us back into the Old Time Havoc Mentality. When we had won 7 or 8 straight and things were awkward at faceoffs. You doing well? No? Buck up, little guy. We’ve been there. You will rememebr this time as “just before we started losing despite outshooting them 3:1” which was of course followed by “why are we losing to this team at all?” Not the best of times, those. But we are back in the saddle, again. Which is really just a way of saying we are riding Jaime bareback across the finish line. We regret nothing, sadly.

Depending on how much faith you put in Planet Ice’s stats, Jaime “The Trick Is Using 2 Sticks At The Same Time” Wright’s ability to assist himself on goals, Jaime is now a 6 point a game player. Jaime has reached a knife-edged balance between hard-nosed grit and every-single-bounce-goes-his-way luck. To be fair, skating. I am told it helps if your feet keep moving – they never expected it! Or at least they didnt 6 times? Hrm.

Late recaps… hard to remember… I seem to recall Jaime scoring short handed on a break away. Also I believed Dewey had 2 break aways and missed both? The games, they blur together! Ze goggles, they do nothing!

Shawn “Oh My God Its Happening Again” Rusco got ejected for fighting. Some people just cannot take a punch in the head without losing their shit. Its dissapointing more than anything else, really. But if the ref is going to hold the douchebag down for you, well, decisions have to be made and there is rarely much time in which to make them.

Speaking of douchebags:

BETTER KNOW A GOOMBA

 Hardeep “Do I Have To Carry A Stick?” Sahota is a goomba.  Hardeep is enjoying a dissapointing 2 points in his last 10 games. And of course 28 PIM!

Amar “Why Dont I Have Knives Instead Of Hands” Deol, acting co-Goomba and #7 for the Havoc, is a goomba of the worst kind. In 5 games this season Amar has 4 points which, I guess, is fine, but has 19 PIM as well and a suspension.

I was going to ask how a team can possibly win with so many useless, penalty box camping oatmeal heads but then I realized that we have Sean and Rob. And then I answered my own question with a further realization: Sean and Rob are both point-a-game players. They have hockey skills! i dont know what Div 11 is coming to. Also: they generally get sent off for retalaiting, which is much better than, say, sucker punching people. While wearing a mask. So. Goombas! Your victory is in another castle. That was something of a mixed metaphor but I can live with it.

The More You Know!