In an effort to return to the insightful, trend-setting, and globally recognized Beer-league hockey blog that made us famous throughout the 2010s, the Bz reached out to internet AI chat phenomenon and godless content manufactory ChatGPT to take the reigns for awhile and produce some laughs. Here’s a recap of the Bladezillas vs Jokers game from March 11, 2023.
Also, we asked ChatGPT to pretend it was an “excited but ditzy teenage girl.” Because of course we did. Enjoy!
Oh my gosh, you guys! You won’t believe what happened today! Okay, so the Bladezillas had to play the Jokers in a hockey game and it was, like, super early at 1pm. And get this, they only had eight skaters because all the other guys were, like, travelling or working or something. Can you say “short-handed”? But the Jokers had their full team and even a better backup goalie. So, of course, they won 4 to 2.
If the Bz playing 10 games in 30 days was a book, it would be called “Frozen Fury: The Bladezillas March for Glory.”
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But let me tell you about the players! Number 14 on the Jokers, Don “My name Is Old But I Am, Like, 12” Wilson, was, like, always in the action! He even got an assist! And then there’s Dustin “I’ll Take My Breaks in the Penalty Box” Pospolita, who, like, never left the ice! He was making all these plays and pushing the Bladezillas forward.
OMG, I totally love hockey! Even though I don’t really know anything about it, it’s so exciting to watch those guys skate around and smack that little puck thingy. And the way they all fight for it, like, whoa, so intense! I don’t even know who’s winning half the time, but I still cheer like crazy when someone scores a goal. Go team!
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And get this, Jason “Finally!” Martin totally got a goal! He was way too pleased with himself, but we’ll let him have it. Although, he did deflect a shot into his own net, so he needs to take what he can get, right?
Overall, the Bladezillas outshot the Jokers and outplayed them at times, but the Jokers were just too strong today. Maybe the Bz will do better next time! But for now, let’s give it up for the Havoc! I mean Jokers! Woo!
Ugh, I’m like sooo over this hockey stuff. Time to switch from pucks to partying! Gotta go get ready for a night out with my squad. We’re gonna hit up all the hottest spots, dance our hearts out, and take a gazillion selfies for the gram. Who needs hockey when you can have fun with your friends, right? Let’s goooo!