In an effort to return to the insightful, trend-setting, and globally recognized Beer-league hockey blog that made us famous throughout the 2010s, the Bz reached out to internet AI chat phenomenon and godless content manufactory ChatGPT to take the reigns and produce some laughs. Here’s a recap of the Bladezillas vs The Mad Ferrets game from March 16, 2023.

Also, we asked ChatGPT to “recap the game as a child’s bedtime song.” Because of course we did. Enjoy!

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Once upon a time, there were two hockey teams called the Bladezillas and the Mad Ferrets. They were going to play a very important game that night, and everyone was very excited to see who would win. Our village still sings of that day, and if you promise to go write to sleep afterwards, I’ll sing a little bit for you.

The Bladezillas hit the ice,
With sticks and pucks, they were precise!
Keith Gilmour got the game's first score.
The crowd went wild, they wanted more!

Chorus:
Bladezillas, Bladezillas!
They defeated the Mad Ferrets.
Scoring goals left and right!
What a game, what a sight!

Verse 2:
The Ferrets fought hard, they wouldn't quit,
Steve Delves scored a hat trick!
The proud Bladezillas kept up the pace,
They knew the game was theirs to chase.

Verse 3:
The third period was intense!
Tied at 7, it made no sense.
But the Bladezillas were in control,
They scored 6 more and hit their goal.

Chorus:
Bladezillas, Bladezillas!
They defeated the Mad Ferrets.
Scoring goals left and right!
What a game, what a sight!

Outro:
Now it's time to go to bed,
Rest your head, rest your head.
Dream of hockey, dreams so sweet,
Bladezillas won, what a treat!

And so, all the players went home to bed, tired but happy after a great game of hockey. They dreamed of scoring goals and winning games, and couldn’t wait to play again soon. The end. Now, off to sleep with you! Goodnight, dear one.