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Beer League career

The Bladezillas (2009–present)

Justin “40k” Doyle was one of the charter members of Bladezilla, tasked by Dewey to pick up unsuspecting hockey “players” off the street to fill out a lineup. How did he do? Jason thinks: “wonderful!”

Doyle has a reputation on the team as a checking forward, good at pressuring puck carriers and forcing them to make poor passes. He can squeeze a player out and has been very effective blocking shots though some are often from his own team – Justin is a man who can sit in front of a goalie and screen, screen, screen. Never let it be said Justin can’t take a crosscheck and he is often rewarded with the much needed dirty goals.

In 2009 Justin was demoted to the BeeZee farm team outside Seattle, Washington, where he assures us he was not hiding from a team he was tired of losing with but rather being “paid” by his “employer.” Sure, Justin. Whatever you say. We understand, really. “Distance makes the heart grow fonder.”

Off the ice

One of Justin’s lasting legacies in Bladezilla is the Bz Game Cup. Free with specially marked cases of Molson, this quality glass is awarded by the previous winner to the player he deems to have had the best game that night by whatever standards he deems worthy. 1 season, 0 shards of broken glass found in the bottom of someone’s bag.

Justin also created the The Die Hard Dino.

Career statistics

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