I have heard your cries and I have answered! From above I release stats – wonderful, wonderful statistics! – to fall upon you like so many blessings.

By which of course I mean Dewey has been bothering me for MONTHS and I just couldn’t handle it anymore.

Damn you, Dewey!

Every player, I believe (its late!), has had their career stats added to their player Bio. Click! And enjoy! I will be breaking down some maths later, when I get bored (Dewey will start bugging me soon, I can already hear his pleas).

Enjoy!