The Multiple Scoregasms

The Multiple Scoregasms were a team we played several times c.2010 and which caused the infamous Joleen Suicide Watch Meter.

While very little is *worth* remembering about this team they did cause a great deal of "poetry" to be posted on the blog.

June 27th, 2010

So, Scoregasms. Its so hard to insult people when their ringers have never played for them and they dont show up on their roster. Number 33, number 1, where are you? Since this game was a joke lets get some highlights out of the way quickly:

1 – headbutting isnt a penalty if your target wears a cage. It isnt impressive if the goon doing it has a cage, either.
2 – up by like, 10? Stop using a stick (goalie). Get another goal? Pull him altogether! Classy. Impress the ref with your  sportsmanship!
3 – dominating the game? hot dog it, then complain and whine like bitches.
4 – I do have to say the hipcheck from our Pougar friend that nearly flipped the asshole into his bench feet first was awsome.

This review is terrible. Maybe in the form of poetry?

“Happy 55”
I need satisfaction,
Your mothers a whore,
Sleep in the car
Theres a sock on the door.

Haikuzilla
Number eleven:
head butt head butt head butt hea –
Ah, fuck, nevermind.

Goal, “Unknown,” assist (1) “Unknown”
Oh, egadz! The travesty!
We barely knew you, thirty three.
You pass and shoot and skate so free!
Fuck you, cocksucker.

Silly Goalie!
Silly goalie had a stick!
Silly goalie! Where is it?
Did you hide it far or near?
Did you hide it up your rear?
In the shower, with the soap?
I’m not looking in there, nope!
Did Happy’s mother need it more?
(thats one very needy whore!)
Thats disgusting! Ew and ick!
Playing ‘Gasms makes me sick!