Blog Nicknames

Here are the nicknames given to Bz players on the blog for... various reasons, none of which will be explained here.

Mike “Two Legs” Pollard
Mike Pollard I, King of the Mikes and First of his Name
Mike “The One We Allow Back” Pollard
Super Mikeo
Mike ‘The One Who Shows Up”
Mike “the Spine” Pollard
Mike “The Anvil” Pollard
“The Other Mike” Pollard
Mike "The Award" Pollard
Mike "Incorrect Use Of Quotation Marks" Pollard

Adam “Smokin’ Joe” Fraser
“Smokin” Adam Fraser
Adam “gunslinger” Fraser
The “Fraser Tazer?”
Adam “Dmen Are Always Behind The Net” Fraser
Angry Fraser

Mike “Im Not A Hockey Player But I Play One On TV” Richards
Mike “King is a Predictable Nickname” Richards
Mike “My Nicknames Are Always Long Or Regal Or Both” Richards
Mike Richards The Zillaheart
Mike “Not The Mike Richards” Richards
Mike “Lance” Richards
Mike “Get My Good Side!” Richards
Mike “Through The Pain” Richards
Mike “Punch Me Like A Hooked Cow Carcass, Rocky!” Richards
Mike “100 puck” Richards
Mike “And Then I Took An Arrow In The Knee” Richards
Mike “Where Am I Now” Richards

Andrew Deweyworth Booth III, Esq
Dewey “No One Cares Bout My Achievements” Booth
Dewey “The Straightest Path” Booth
Dewey “Im The Best Dman On This Team Now” Booth and “His Little Sidekick” Halverson (Game quote)
Dewey “The Bieber lookalike who doesn’t know how to pass a puck but somehow got a rebound on that wrap-around” Booth
Dewey “This Is How I Inflate My Stats” Booth
Dewey “I Think I Can” Booth Van Hussen
Dewey “The Phone” Booth (Dial “B” for Love?)
Dewey "What Happens in China" Booth
Dewey "I Manage" Booth

Nick “The Glass Tiger” Schweers

Rob “The Iron Adam” Antoniali
Rob “The Force” Antoniali
Rockin Rob
Rob “One Seven” Antoniali
Rob “The Executive Decision” Antoniali 
Robert “The Wall” Antoniali 

Steve “The One With The Blocker” Booth
Little Steve

Steve “I Open The Scoring! Me!” Halverson
Steve The Taller
Steve “Just Let Me Get This Done Quickly” Halverson
Steve “the consistant” Halverson
Stevie “The Wonder” Halverson
Steve “Why Arent I Marrying Stu?” Halverson
Steve “The Hot Hot Hippie Hammer” Halverson
Stylin Steve
Steve “Whats Yours Is Mine” Halverson
Stephen “Helpful” Halverson
Stephen “Quick What Starts With S? Sniper?” Halverson
Steve “Team Mom” Halverson
Steve “In Like Flynn” Halverson
Steve "King Corsi" Halverson

Sean “The Sean That Dosent Do Anal” Ruzcko
Sean “Diddy” Ruczko
Sean “The Supervisor” Ruczko.
Sean “Rush” Ruczuzkzko
Sean “The Equalizer” Ruczko
Shawn “Oh My God Its Happening Again” Rusco
Sean “K-Pop” Ruckzo
Sean “Is That My Name?” Ruczko
Sean “Two Wheels” Ruczko
Sean “Three Wheels” Ruczko
Sean “Puffy” Ruckzo
Sean “My Family’s Love Ends In Delta” Ruczko

Kyle “Minogue” Johnson
Kyle “It Could Never Happen To Me” Johnson
Kyle “Wellwood” Johnson

Will “Not The Coolest or Best Looking Or Even Smartest Fraser” Fraser
Will “I Score When We Need it” Fraser
Will “I Got This” Fraser
Will “The Stepchild” Fraser
Will.i.am “Going To Talk Now” Fraser
Will.i.am "A Forward Now” Fraser

Karl “Master Chef” Gregg

Bob “My Gift Is My Song” Long
Bob “Yeah, It Is” Long
Child Entertainer at Outdoor-Themed Birthday Parties Bob “Fuzzy Wuzzy” Long

Mike “The Spear” O’Neil 

Jason “The Kingmaker” Martin
Jason “The Kingslayer Picks His Own Nicknames” Martin
Jason Martin, The Slayer from Surrey, The Newton Nutcracker
Jason Of The Purple Foot
Jason “My Words Are Lies” Martin
Jason “I Like Assists Better Anyways” Martin
Jason “The Teachers Pet” Martin
Jason “2 Scoops” Martin
Jason “Fine, Maybe I Wont Pass Anymore” Martin
Jason “The World Is Against Me” Martin
Jason “Thank You For Calling Scoring Support” Martin
Jason “I’ll Take It” Martin
Jason “The Assistant Captain Of Tenure” Martin
Jason “Go Away Puck!” Martin
Jason “I Hope Their Defencemen Are Slow” Martin
Jason “8 Rinks Refs Don’t Understand Me” Martin

Joleen “Third String” Badger
Joleen "Remember me? I'm Joleen" Badger

Justin “Skates Are Dangerous!” Doyle
Justin “Im A Space Marine!” Doyle
Justin “This One Is For Jason!” Doyle
Justin “The Puck IS Faster Than Me” Doyle
Doyle “Just Call Me” Justin Doyle
Justin “The Century” Doyle
Justin “Mythic Rare” Doyle
Justin "In The Leg Hole" Doyle
Justin “It’s All Part of the Job” Doyle
Justin “The Ex-Secretary Of Hate” Doyle

Matt “Seriously, I am not Steve” Halverson

Dan “I Do! I Do!” Hewson
Dan “Pew Pew” Hewson
Daniel “Dangerzone” Hewson
Dan “The Son Of Hew” Hewson
Dan “The Hill” Hewson
Daniel “Please Don’t Give Me A Double Entendre Nickname” Hewson

Duncan “If Jason Wont Pass I Guess Its Up To Me” Brown

Bob "Pattern Pants" Beardmore
"Big" Bobby Beardmore

Troy “the every father” Shannon
Troy “Sure Shot” Shannon

Mike “Not Richards or Pollard” Byun

Jaime “The Trick Is Using 2 Sticks At The Same Time” Wright
“Crazy Legs” Wright
Jaime “Not Always” Wright

Stu “They Are Only Competition If They Compete” Windsor

Amar “Why Dont I Have Knives Instead Of Hands” Deol

Hardeep “Do I Have To Carry A Stick?” Sahota 

Ken “Where Is My Voice Recorder?” Booth
Ken “On Assignment” Booth
“I Must Be Jason, I Give Out So Many Nicknames” Booth

Vicky “Cupcake” Bellantoni

Sukhi “Sucki-Sucki” Sadhra

Sat “All Our Names Start With S” Samra

Howard “2 Stars, All Inclusive” Paje

Lolly “Kids! Dinner’s Ready!” Gagnon