It just goes on and on, my friend. Yep. Lambchops reference. You arent imagining things, thats what this blog has come down to. I wouldnt say I am ashamed, really – pride goeth before the Zilla, or something, I guess – but in fairness I wont say i am proud of that line. But its written, now, and we will just have to move on.
Oh! I can’t remember who said this – someone who has a girlfriend / someone who likes them enough to come to a game – but I was led to believe that rival girlfriends/loved ones dont like us and are aware of our blog. Regional audience! I will move Optimus Prime slightly to the right in preparation of my Pulitzer. It makes sense that others read it, really. Dewey might check the blog 20 times a day but that doesn’t account for the ~12000 views. Well, it might. But still! Internationally known, locally respected!
Semi-Parallel Anecdote: Duncan gave me 300+ photos he had taken from one of our wins in the first round. he was kind enough to put it on my usb memory card and gave it back to me last night before the game. Where was it when i got home? Where? not in the car. Not with my keys. Oh, it was with my keys, tho. So i got back in the car, drove back to the rink at 12:30 and there it was, in my parking spot. Im glad the douchebags in the next car didnt find it – yay for a black, non reflective memory stick! Point of this story: Mr Zilla is an idiot, extremely tired and, well, you know how zilla be. Anyway!
Royals 3 – Bladezillas 4 (OT)
Putting “(OT)” just now made me really happy. If i were to scale my happiness I would put it a box of kleenex below “Dewey at an unattended dinosaur exhibit” but slightly ahead of “Troy with a crate of late 80s/early 90s pop-rap cassettes/cds.” So, pretty happy, all things considered.
So many moments to highlight! The order of these wont be very linear and not just because I have no boxscore to go by (and I am an idiot)! Remember: Blogging is Work and Work is Blogging. So lets get fragmenting! (Editors note: I started this blog… 6 hours ago. Sigh). And.. Magic! I am back at home. And its 8:46. Officially the blog with the longest completion time! This is turning into a blog about blogging…
Karl is a fucking Scoring machine. I have never seen someone so casually get in the right position all the time. “Hey there I play hockey too how are you to-BOOM GOAL BAM! Ok I think that was a nice shift I am going to let one of my fellows have a few skates now.” Thats my dramatic reading of Karl’s internal monologue last night. The bench was freaking out – on his second goal i actually jumped up and screamed! – but Karl was chill as fuck. Good times.
The Royals do not appreciate the finer points of Mike “Punch Me Like A Hooked Cow Carcass, Rocky!” Richards’ game. Mike has taken a ton of slashes and open hits lately but we have been able to capitalize on the powerplays – a major factor in our win last night. You have a week to rest, Mike! Commenting on this blog is good for one free massage. From… lets say… Karl. He has hands, now.
WE WON IN OVERTIME. Which is pretty surprising because Random Douchebag assured us “We win anyway” as overtime started. Not sure about his scoring system; Bladezilla 4 Douchebag Math triangle. I am no scientist but that seems off to me. With overtime drawing to a close Stevie took a bounce off the glass under his legs to mike in front who had several taps at it, the 2nd or 3rd getting past the goalie with about 13 seconds left in OT. Epic. Those old Bz jerseys deserved a win!
Pat awarded the Bz Cup to Will and Stevie began an award for Most Selfless Player, awarded to Justin for his quick shifts in the 3rd period.
Our next game seems to be Sunday, check facebook for details!
Finally, I need to sleep. Stay tuned on the blog this week for a wall of awesome photos and some “awards” for this season. Thats right! Pre-Award Awards! Yeah. I know. Just what you wanted.
most anticipated blog of the year. live up to all expectations! a masterpiece!
Fun fact.
http://www.officialgamepuck.com/Novelties/PrintedPucks.htm
Bz pucks? In cases. As trophies?
intriguing.