Dear Zilla

In this week’s Dear Zilla we bring to you a Facebook message/cry for help sent to us following one of our games earlier last season against the Planet Express HC. Concerned, Underappreciated Nuetral-zone Trapper writes: Hey Duncan Brown. This is the guy from Friday that you cheap-shotted on the ice. Just wanted to let you…

Round 1 Preview

Round 1 – Bladezillas vs. The Splonkers There was a time, ages past now and lost to memory, where men were men and life was simple and clean and right (I want to say… 2008?) I was asked to join an ice hockey team a friend of a friend was trying to create. I didn’t ask…

Top 5 Stats*

Nothing says “I wonder how I am doing” like comparing yourself to the top people on the team. Also? Fuck you, Will. Yeah. You. These stats do not reflect Playoff games, and are current as of the end of Spring 2013. Jason Martin 190 Dewey Booth 188 Will Fraser 171 Robert Antoniali 164 Sean Ruckzo…

Spring 1 – Bz 0

Ah, blogging! I sort of missed you. I needed a break – so I took one, whatcha gonna do? – but it is good to be back. To recap the end. Hrm. Break time? Another spring season has come and gone. Too soon! Too soon. We barely knew you, 2013 Mens Adult Spring League. It…

We Are Div 8 Now

Apparently we are Div 8 now, or at least we are for this spring. There are only 9 divisions! So its not as funny as it sounds at first. But we arent in the bottom division, at any rate, so.. yeah! Improvement! Woo! This also means we owe money. And that you might want to…

Top 10: Bz Highlights

The Bladezillas have had a long and storied history, in that we record everything we do and we are wordy motherfuckers. So! Because Top 10 lists are all the rage when the calendar flips over we thought we would weigh in with the Top Ten Bladezilla Moments, 2008 to 2012! 10: Karl Buys Us The…

Top 10: Before The Jets…

  The Jets are not having a good season. There, I said it. But, still, we found a way to lose to them. Well, I for one am not going to take this sitting down. It occured to me that there are a great many things i would have expected to see in my life…

Blogzilla 3.0 is Now Live!

I know what you are all thinking; finally, like Arnold in the final astonishing moments of Total Recall, you can breathe again. Bladezilla’s life-giving air has exploded topside to save you, the woman you love and all the colonists-turned-rebels who didnt think they had a chance but managed to perservere. Somehow. Its all going to…

Spl0nkers Leave Division Lowest, Literacy Rates See Worst Drop In Decade

Social media sites such as blogger.com, Twitter, were buzzing yesterday with the surprise elevation of the Splonkers from Delta’s division 11 hockey league following their loss to the Bladezillas.  “There is no way we can show our faces in div 11 again, now.” said Splonkers forward Jordan “Lanky” Landy. “If there was a lower div then, yeah,…