?Donde Estas Doyle?

With the latest Bladezillas Spring season ending with a dismal 4-9-0-1 record, the bottom division beer league franchise released a statement today confirming their widely anticipated change in coaching with the firing of Head Coach Justin “My Happy Ending” Doyle. While “Keep Holding On” Doyle has been absent from the bench for several weeks, and despite wild…

Bz Look To Add Veteran At Deadline

As the bottom division of Burnaby’s beer-league races towards the playoffs, un-diagnosed alcoholism, the Bladezillas are better poised than ever to pull the trigger on a deal for a solid, proven veteran to ensure they are successful in their league-mandated, 2 game minimum post-season. The day Steve “King Corsi” Halverson was hired to coach the…

End Of The Season? Hockey? World?

Tuesday’s game is currently our last scheduled game of the season. Making the assumption that GPF is hardworking, up to date and, yes, generally infallible, the logical conclusion any reasonable Zillamaniac must arrive at is that the spring playoffs start next week. Or the world is ending. Possibly Dewey has sold us for 2 Big…