I know what you are all thinking; finally, like Arnold in the final astonishing moments of Total Recall, you can breathe again. Bladezilla’s life-giving air has exploded topside to save you, the woman you love and all the colonists-turned-rebels who didnt think they had a chance but managed to perservere. Somehow. Its all going to be ok, now. Put your eyes back inside your face.

But unlike Total Recall – yes! the metaphor doesnt end there, you wonderful, lucky readership, you! – the credits arent about to roll. In fact the blog is only just beginning. The best is yet to come! Who knows? Maybe there will even be a picture of Joleen here.

Yes, Dewey, she will have three boobs.

Enjoy the site! And comment like motherfuckers!